Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
