Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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