i don't plan on having that self control this summer
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
