I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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