oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You're like the curious george of whores
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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