That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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