I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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