If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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