wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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