I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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