remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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