I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
not ubering you a puppy
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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