U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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