Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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