i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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