I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
sarcasm needs its own font
The beer is more important than you right now.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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