He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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