About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I have aggressive nipples.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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