i jhust puked up my retainher.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
