Sponge bath it is.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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