Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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