# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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