see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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