I bet he comes in French.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
we're so committed to being not committed
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