You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
We have started to decorate penises.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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