I can text with my tongue
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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