Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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