talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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