Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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