you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I have post one night stand depression
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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