i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Shame is for Republicans.
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