omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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