I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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