Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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