If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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