oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize