Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
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McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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