i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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