out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
