Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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