Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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