I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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