Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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