so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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