I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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