tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
