What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He passed out mid-signature
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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