found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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