Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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