we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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