U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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