Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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