using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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