And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Randomize
