Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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