I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Randomize
