So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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